The Death of the American Mind

One of my readers pointed out that I am “the death of the American mind.” Here’s how I did it.

First, I had to figure out a point of entry.

More difficult though was figuring out the best method of attack.

Finally, after months of planning and research, I came up with the best method.

And that was how I killed the American Mind. Now that the American Mind is dead, we should brainstorm other flowchart ideas to kill the minds of all the other countries across the world, then maybe we’ll finally have some peace around here.