Category Archives: Paranoid

Castle Ghost

Posted on July 30, 2015 by Rae

There really should be an Olympic sport for freaking yourself out when you really mean to freak someone else out. I really would win the gold. P.S. I really did get to stay in a castle though – we just … Continue reading →

Posted in Holidays, Marriage, Paranoid | Tagged cartoon, castle, comic, ghost, haunted, humor, Ireland | 52 Comments

Repost: Migraine or Tumor

Posted on July 13, 2015 by Rae

Hey, guys! I’m not going to be able to post for the next few weeks, but I didn’t want to totally leave you hanging, so I scheduled a couple of old favorites. Now is also a good time to appreciate … Continue reading →

Posted in Observations, Paranoid | Tagged body, brain, cartoon, headache, humor, migraine, pain, paranoid, rational | 16 Comments

Mousecution

Posted on January 29, 2015 by Rae

Back when the Husband and I first got married, we were on a desperate search to find our first apartment together in San Francisco. I didn’t have a job yet and the Husband was still finishing college and working part-time, … Continue reading →

Posted in Human Interactions, Marriage, Paranoid | Tagged cartoon, drawing, home, humor, life, living, mice, murder, trap | 29 Comments

My Thought Process

Posted on June 12, 2014 by Rae

This is how I actually think because I’m insane.

Posted in Paranoid | Tagged books, cartoon, earthquake, humor, kindle, paranoid | 20 Comments

Late Night Thoughts

Posted on April 24, 2014 by Rae

Everybody has some natural talent. Some people are talented in athletics. Some people can hold their breath for a really long time. And some people can make a really fabulous poached egg. My talent is unrelenting paranoia. This isn’t really … Continue reading →

Posted in Observations, Paranoid | Tagged anxiety, cartoon, humor, intruder, paranoid, sleep | 19 Comments

The Cold Boss

Posted on January 9, 2014 by Rae

Sometimes when my body parts don’t cooperate, I start to imagine the conversations I’d have with them. This week I’ve had a bad cold and for whatever reason, they turned into the mob. I blame the fever. ***** Also, … Continue reading →

Posted in Nerd Things, Observations, Paranoid | Tagged brain, cartoon, cold, humor, lungs, mob boss, sick | 11 Comments

Jesus Lives in Tennessee

Posted on August 22, 2012 by Rae

The following is a real conversation I had with Cleverbot, which basically reinforces my belief that artificial intelligence is not to be trusted (unless it can do my laundry, then the risk of a robot takeover might be worth it). … Continue reading →

Posted in Nerd Things, Paranoid | Tagged apocalypse, cleverbot, humor, jesus christ, rapture, tennessee | 22 Comments

My Tree

Posted on May 1, 2012 by Rae

A lot of people get attached to inanimate objects, but I have a thing with getting attached to pieces of landscape. The last apartment I lived in sat on top of a hill and every morning I would cross the … Continue reading →