Repost: I’m Not an Alcoholic

The post below is from July 2011. I swear, I’m still not an alcoholic.


The husband was reading the last two weeks of my blog and when he was done he looked up at me and said, “Wow, you sound like an alcoholic.” Apparently, I talk about drinking too much. I promise though, I’m not. I’m afraid you don’t trust me now though, so I’ve contacted people I’ve known throughout my life to give a character reference for me.

Here’s Mr. Reynold, my 12th grade calculus teacher.

Ok, that was probably a bad place to start, math was never my strong suit. Here, talk to one of my coworkers, she loves me.

Sigh, I just like coffee.

Oh look, here’s my granny. She’s known me my whole life, so she can tell you what I’m like.

Well, this isn’t going the way I planned. Here’s my primary care physician, maybe she can convince you.

I swear, I’m very honest on all my medical forms. Seriously, I am.

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5 Responses to Repost: I’m Not an Alcoholic

  1. Totally not judging. *totally secretly judging*

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  2. Linda says:

    HA HA Love it!! 🙂

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  3. Haha. I believe you! 😉

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  4. cindermommy says:

    tell ur hubby to have a drink and chill hahaha

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  5. My Mom used to rub Scotch on our gums when we were teething to numb the pain. Have I ever mentioned how much I love Scotch?

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